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A story tells of two friends who were walking through the desert.

During some point of the journey, they had an argument and one friend slapped the other in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand:

Today, my best friend slapped me in the face.


They kept walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but his friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning experience, he wrote on a stone:

Today, my best friend saved my Life.


The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, “After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?”

The other friend replied, “When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it on a stone, where no wind can ever erase it.”
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kellie is a crazyy girl :D but deep inside, she's a sweet little thingmonster

kellie absolutely does not do sweet.
if anyone calls kellie sweet she'd bash you up

anyway, kellie loves chocolate and has somehow convinced herself that she will someday become queen of the world
kellie is a strong believer of her umm.. beliefs. thou shalt rule thy world

her long-term aspiration: rule the world with dark chocolate, soft toys and books
her short-term aspiration: rule the O Levels and find someone to talk to

especially the find someone to talk to part
why? because she promised sister that she would find someone she could tell anything and everything to :D
and she will.

kellie wants to get married by the age of 27, but before that,
she'd likelove to tour the world on a hot-air balloon!
yes, she is living in a fairytale but hey, she grew up around Disney :D

one cannot tour in a hot-air balloon on her own!
in kellie's case, she'd probably crash the balloon into the Eiffel Tower
but then she'd end up fulfilling another life dream! living in Paris

oh let's get back to the touring alone part: she needs company. preferably male too!
though kellie has her brawns and bing and bimbo, she can't kiss them, can she!?

which reminds me. kellie has never kissed :D but she can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue!

kellie forgot what she was doing again.. oh dear.

yes, now she remembers. kellie wishes to have two children; a boy and a girl
the girl, Alexis, will be older than the boy, Jaxon, by a year.
she will have both of them by the time she turns 32

oh yes, and kellie has a fetish for yellow sports cars. one in particular is her yellow lamborghini
yes, she does own a yellow lamborghini, it's on her blog and also her Facebook

kellie does not post regularly here. in fact, she only posts cause she doesn't want to own anything that's dead.
she does, however, have a regularly updates blog: http://brains-bimbo-bitch.blogspot.com/
and in this context, regularly update means every time she can get her hands on her laptop
whether for work or for leisure, she will update. even if it is nonsense, which it usually is anyway

kellie loves riddles :D even though she usually cannot solve them

What does man love more than life and fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have and the rich require and what do contented men desire?
What do misers spend and spendthrifts save and all men carry to their grave?
Nothing.

kellie does not have the gift of understanding. she was told so during Confirmation Camp
when she could not solve a riddle, despite pondering over it for 15mins perhaps more.

kellie loves singing and this is apparent in the fact that she joined her school choir
however, she finds she hates singing choral songs. she very much prefers singing pop rock songs
for example, she loves groups like Paramore, Fall Out Boy and Simple Plan
and solo artists like David Cook, Jason Mraz and Taylor Swift

her favourite songs include Save You by Simple Plan, Declaration and Permanent by David Cook and Can't Hold On by Melee
if you listen the songs closely, you'd realise they have references to love and death

with her love for the song, kellie has decided that Declaration by David Cook shall be played at her wedding
and at her funeral, she will have Can't Hold On by Melee.

kellie loves writing random pieces of work
the following piece, however, was not a random work, but a sculpted art

A black shadowy figure stood at the mouth of the alley. He wore a dark, low hat, casting a shadow upon his scarred, such that his red gleaming eyes stood out in the starless night. Around him, his cloak billowed in the wind. From afar, he appeared to be the Grim Reaper. The gun in his hand shone in the streetlights. He raised his white-gloved hand and put his finger to the trigger.

A hollow clicking resounded off the walls of the empty alley.
A scream pierced the still silent night.
Arterial blood splattered onto the walls of the alley.

The figure smiled to himself. The bright red of arterial blood reflected in his bloodshot eyes. The dull grey shade of the alley walls became abstract with blood creeping into the crevices of the wall; the art of murder. Holstering the gun, he allowed himself one more smile of satisfaction before straightening his expression. As he turned to walk out the alley, the demon returned, and his hunger for murder increased tenfold. If anyone were to stick their heads out their windows, they would never see the silent demon make his kill.

with that, kellie is now tired of talking about herself
hence, she shall let hersefl wander off to the unknown joys of what is known as Facebook

have a good day!
but be warned that if you're that is better than that of kellie jane's
thou shalt die a horrigible death at the stroke of midnight
the grandfather clock is ticking..
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there're more, but i dont think anyone will get them, so got didnt copy them.
i love number 4, 10, 14, 16, 18, 23, 24, 26, 29 and 31 LOL

We're not Crazy, We're just Catholic
Reasons why people think we're "crazy"

1 We all have 20 cousins. On each side of the family.

2 Infant Baptism isn't dumb; it's after-life insurance.

3 The signs we make aren't just a mark of respect, they're a lot of fun to do.

4 Every Catholic Guy tries to sit next the really hot girl they like at Mass. THis is because they really want to hug during "Peace Be With You" and hold hands for the "Our Father"

5 We really like statues. A lot.

6 After every confession, everyone hits themselves on the head. This is because they have realized that they forgot that really big sin, and they know that it'll hang over their head til the next time.

7 The 14 Stations has nothing to do with TV.

8 "Peace Be With You" is just a way to meet pretty girls.

9 We've always been taught that celibacy til marriage is the only way to go, forever and ever, amen. That being said...

10 "Sin on Saturday. Pray on Sunday. Confess on Monday".

11 The Mass doesn't start for a few minutes not because of tardy parisihioners. It's because the priest is running late.

12 The Virgin Mary is not a God and we don't treat her as such. But she is without sin, gave birth to Jesus and did it without having sex. That warrants more than a little respect.

13 11:00 a.m. Mass means 11:15.

14 There are two very different, irreconcilable factions in every single church in the world. They are known as the Saturday or Sunday Mass bunch.

15 You miss JPII more than you miss some relatives... but who misses that child molester uncle anyway?

16 Bake Sales are a way of life.

17 Your knees are more calloused than your feet.

18 Priests have been giving us alcohol since we were little kids. No wonder any one of us can drink Protestants under the table.

19 Mass is nearly unchanged after almost 2000 years. We're a little stubborn.

20 Catholic School Girls.

21 You either love or hate the Stations of the Cross. There is no middle ground.

22 We all know Da Vinci code is bogus and inaccurate. Yet we'll still read it if nothing else is goin on.

23 We have Midnight Mass so there are no interruptions on Christmas morning

24 There's no way to explain it, but Catholic girls are just scorching hot.

25 There's no need for impromptu prayer; you can always fall back on the Rosary.

26 Pope Benedict XVI scares you. Badly.

27 It's not uncommon for just one family to take up an entire pew or two.

28 When in doubt, say a Hail Mary.

29 Whenever anyone in Star Wars saga says "May the Force Be With You", we get the urge to say "And Also With You"

30 The Pope does indeed wear a funny hat. But it's way more interesting than Joel Osteen's suit and tie.

31 If you see a guy leaning forward, looking half-dead with his head on the pew in front of him... he's not praying. He's hungover and was guilted into coming to Mass anyway.

32 Even though you never met her or been to a country she's been in, you're still willing to have "seen" a miracle by Mother Teresa.

33 We're the oldest Christian religion. Period.

Dear (last person you talked to/IMed/SMSed),

I don’t know how to break this to you, but I am __1__. I understand if you want to __2__. I found out __3__ when you __4__ __5__. While I am __6__, I also realised that __7__ __8__. Although __9__, I will __10__.

__11__,
(your name here)

1. What is your favourite colour?
Red – a hot, sexaye hooker
Black – a disgusting blackhead
Green – an evil, mindless elf
Purple – going to celibate
Orange – a gorgeous Sun goddess
Pink – a pretty fairy princess
White – going to heaven
Blue – joining the Power Puff Girls
Brown – a piece of crap
Yellow – burning up
Others – becoming a eunuch
None – marrying Santa

2. What year were you born in?
1881~1890 – go swimming
1891~1900 – walk your dog
1901~1910 – chop off my ass
1911~1920 – shag me senseless
1921~1930 – have an affair with George Clooney
1931~1940 – read the catalogue on bras
1941~1950 – mark all the Wednesdays on the Chinese calendar
1961~1970 – snog Michael Jackson
1971~1980 – run into a parked car
1981~1990 – stare blankly at my ass
1991~2000 – go down on Abraham Lincoln
2001~2008 – buy a flat

3. Which month are you born in?
January – George Bush and Randy Jackson are in love
February – green tea is addictive
March – grass is green
April – outside the asylum
May – Brad Pitt bought Disneyland
June – you screwed Bubbles
July – pigs can fly
August – singing is painful
September – Prince William loves me
October – Universal Studios is a swimming pool
November – Akon and Taylor Swift were behind the bushes
December – gorillas are gay

4. What is your favourite TV show?
My Wife and Kids – crapped on
Hannah Montana – snogged
Party Planner – landed on
Don’t Forget the Lyrics – sang to
I Survived a Japanese Game Show – sat on
Sesame Street – spat on
Survivor – read to
Style by Jury – knocked over
Ben 10 – peed on
Spongebob Square Pants – shagged
Heros – glared at
None – rolled you eyes at

5. What is your mood right now?
Annoyed – Tom Cruise
Angry – a coconut tree
Sad – a baseball bat
Happy – your lifeguard
Bored – your best friend
Excited – Dan Brown
Anxious – a pile of garbage
Depressed – your mother
Emotional – the beggar in the streets
Overjoyed – Geronimo Stilton
In love – Mickey Mouse
Others – Cristiano Ronaldo

6. Which song do you prefer?
Decode by Paramore – ashamed
Miles Away by Madonna – heartless
Love Lockdown by Kanye West – worried
I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry – crazy
Break Even by the Script – miserable
Uncle Mutton by Don and Drew – eager
Perfect by Simple Plan – drowning
Disturbia by Rihanna – irritated
You and Me by Lifehouse – pleased
Hallelujah by Hillsong – screwed
No Air by Jordin Sparks – dying
None – snogging

7. Which animal would rather keep as a pet?
Dog – David Archuleta
Cat – Mariah Carey
Unicorn – Amy Winehouse
Gerbil – Britney Spears
Monkey – David Cook
Squirrel – Daniel Ong
Pig – Bill Clinton
Cow – Angelina Jolie
Donkey – Daniel Radcliffe
Giraffe – Donald Duck
Lion – Robert Pattison
None – Miley Cyrus

8. What is the first letter of your name?
A~B – is in the hospital
C~D – is wearing a blanket
E~F – looks like a flower pot
G~H – is gay
I~J – has a broken spine
K~J – has boob implants
M~N – is blue
O~P – loves flying
Q~R – is screwing around
S~T – a virgin
U~W – 30 going on 6
X~Z – is in love with you

9. What is the last letter in your name?
A~B – Santa Clause lives in your garbage bin
C~D – we had a threesome
E~F – Jason Mraz shagged you
G~H – we are best friends
I~J – Keira Knightley is boobless
K~J – pizzas have anchovies
M~N – Harry Potter is a witch
O~P – the Muttons are gay
Q~R – your boyfriend broke up with you
S~T – you snogged the wrong guy
U~W – you have minty fresh breath
X~Z – dictionaries are interesting

10. Where do you want to go for your honeymoon?
France – forever think of you
Japan – keep you toenails
USA – remember the time we slept together forever
South Africa – always sing you a lullaby
India – dance off beat
The Philippines – never return you your right hand
England – dress you in a Santa Clause outfit
Australia – snog your photograph to sleep
New Zealand – be Schizophrenic
China – sing out of tune
Vatican City – read you bedtime stories every night
None – dream about us together

11. Which piece of clothing do you prefer?
Bra – best regards
Boxers – hope you are in pain
Mini skirt – bidding you farewell
Cargo pants – say bye to your pet gorilla for me
Jeans – singing you songs always
Blouse – hope you hang yourself
Sun hat – go jump off the Causeway
FBT shorts – have fun in jail
Bow tie – thinking of you always
Jacket – screw off
Tail coat – say hi to your parents for me
None – your evil nemesis

Dear Shreya,

I don’t know how to break this to you, but I am a pretty fairy princess. I understand if you want to go down on Abraham Lincoln. I found out George Bush and Randy Jackson are in love when you snogged your best friend. While I am ashamed, I also realised that Amy Winehouse has boob implants. Although Jason Mraz shagged you, I will read you bedtime stories every night.

screw off,
Kellie
Buses
Imagine, waiting at the bus stop
The more impatient you are,
The more you wait

Turn the corner and you see it
Coming right at you,
Yet, you miss it

In other times,
You are not seeking
And three comes all at once

Kites
The Kite is in the sky
Light and free
Yet, restrained and tied down

You tug and pull
Harder and harder
But he only gets further away

When you finally release it
It falls down towards the ground
Back to your side
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many people had sleepless nights because they were dead

if a gay has sex with a lesbo, doesnt that cross them both out?

oily conflict --> iraq&kuwait
kaboom kaboom kaboom boom boom!!!!!
catalyst for the gulf war

you give me wings when im flying
you give me gas when i die...
you give me lice when im crying

thank god for boobs

you give me boobs when i need it...

does anyone want to donate money to the Fransiscan International? coins only.

lotsa ppl bet that Obama will get assassinated before he takes over the reins in January

one cannot be DEAD TIRED
cause if you're dead, you wont be tired.
&if you can be tired, it means that you can't be dead.

let us eunuch-ify(:

1. introduce ****** to some other her-type guy.
2. ******* heartbroken, comes to me(:
3. falls inLOVE with me(:
4. asks me to prom(:
5. goes to some cul de sac SNOGATHON!
6. prom king&queen
7. happily ever after :DDDD

did anyone notice my wishlist!??